Special Bulletin by Rabbi Ephraim Padwa, Head of the Union of Hebrew Orthodox Congregations (UHOC)/ Kedassiah
London, January 30, 2013
READ AND BURN IMMEDIATELY
All my life I have followed the Torah and counseled others in its sweet ways. But now I must swallow a bitter pill. I tried counseling a young man who claims he was molested. As I explained to him, the alleged offender was taken care of and stopped. But this brazen young man deceived me by asking if he should go to the police. Naturally I counseled him in the ways of the torah.
This shaygetz lies and claims I told him to break the law. In his chutzpah, he was secretly recording the conversation for Channel 4.
England’s antisemites will feast on the misrepresentations engineered by this goy.
Because of our difficult matzav (situation) I have been advised by the UHOC’s barristers and solicitors to just shut up. However, my faithful followers do not be deceived by any new press releases I am compelled to release. I remain steadfast in the Torah of Moshe I have always imparted to you. Please be advised that nothing changes except our PR firm.
If dealing with reporters refer them to our recent statement. If dealing with ordinary modern people discuss our chesed (charity) organizations.