From my archives. First posted 10/12/09. Go there for some funny comments.
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Simchas and Tzorris
Births, Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Deaths, pashkavilim, and Legal Events
Market Watch: A Survey and Appraisal of Recent Rabbinical Shidduchim. Market watch informs you of current values and trends. Alas the trend is down right now. Too many of the father-in-laws are in trouble with the overall market decline, and legal expenses. Another distressing trend is the reduction of the value of the basic chosson package of nadin (dowry), silver religious articles, streimel(s), watch, seforim, furniture, furnishings, and wedding costs.
Some rabbonim are issuing sumptuary rules. This is the English term for rules limiting spending which kings imposed so their wealthier subjects could not adopt royalty-like luxuries. Unless you are a presumptive heir these rules will affect the value of the package. This situation is in flux and varies dramatically across movements.
Those of you in a position to slide over to another movement may want to look for a movement that keeps down costs because this will save you money as the parent of a girl, and you can still intermarry your sons to girls from more generous movements.
Streimel trend (As we go to print we are apprised of an alarming development. The old streimel package of 2-3 is under attack and is dropping down to just one of inferior quality (e.g., shmate/rain quality for less than $1,400). If you are concerned please join our rabbinical affiliate Zeh Keli V’anvehu- Save the Streimlach.
Method of calculation: All listings and calculations are in American dollars. Non-cash assets are appraised at current market values. Promises of future payments are converted to present value with further downward adjustments when there is reason to be concerned about the father-in-law’s ability to pay out.
Streimel tip to Yungermann