Imagine a Rabbinical Ban in Support of the Ami Boycott

I was just looking at the language of the kol koreh to ban VosIzNeias (VIN). It was absurd in its allegations about VIN. But it does fit the campaign to boycott Ami Magazine because of its defense of convicted Satmar child molester, Rabbi Nechemya Weberman. Below is my rewrite of the VIN ban with adaptations to fit a print publication whose owner is open about his identity (though probably concealing who is paying him under the table for PR).

SEVERE WARNING

From the Great Rabbis and Roshei Yeshivas, Shlita

about the grave dangers of the magazine, “Ami”

Satan has found a way, that a magazine exists  known as “Ami”, as if it were founded only to spread news of the Jewish world; yet it contains a hidden ambush — as with the news, it includes stories and events glorifying the corrupt, abominable  and lowly; Praising those who raise their hands in violence against other Jews with fists and with flames, full of contamination, filth, foul language; slander, and gossip, and degrading of brave anusim; it also prints libels and slander regarding  individuals and organizations. Similarly the things written there are filled with adultery and slander, and increase fights in Israel, kashering everyone’s shmutz. It also writes against court officers and politicians under whose favor we live, who protect our children, to ruin their reputation. The disgrace of G-d’s name is immense and mighty. Continue reading